Rejected Kids Books

Number 1: “MY FOOT IN YOUR ASS” – Dr. Seuss

A childrens classic with a subtle message about the importance of getting things right the first time, and the ramifications of getting things wrong!

Number 2: “WHY IS MOMMY MOANING?” – Berenstein Bears

When it’s time to learn about the birds and the bees, it’s time to break out the good ol’ Berenstein Bears.

Number 3: “HORTON HIRES A HO” – Dr Seuss

Consider it your childs first introduction to economics and commerce.

Number 4: “MY FIRST RAVE”

More fun than an all nighter with the Wiggles and Hi-5 combined!

Number 5: “LET’S SHIT IN THE WOODS” – Golden Book

A classic that dares answer the age old questions, ‘does a bear shit in the woods?’

Number 6: “LEARN TO PIMP” – Berenstein Bears

This should definitely be read in conjunction with number 3 to ensure your child has a healthy understanding of the way the business world works.